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Karma is a beeeotch!!!

Posted on: April 9, 2008 12:48 pm
Edited on: April 9, 2008 12:50 pm
 

First off, i will tell you the story that I was relaying to a co-worker when I realized just how tricky Karma can be.

I had taken my sons to the park last night and we walked down to a Gazebo that was next to the Boat launch on the river.  A Gentleman in his 50's (the age is a guess) was loading his boat onto his trailer.  His blazer was backed up to waters edge and the trailer was into the water.  He already had the front of the boat hooked to his trailer but the rear end of the boat kept swinging to the side.  After backing up his vehicle then pulling forward a couple times in an attempt to settle the boat into place, the man got out of his blazer and decided to try and maneuver the boat into position.  He tiptoed through the edge of the water and climbed onto the bumper of his vehicle, then slowly inched his way out the beam of the trailer that connects to his tow ball on the bumper.  Finally within arms reach of the boat, he reached out and grabbed a bar on the front of the boat.  At this point he relaxed a little having reached his destination.  Unfortunately for him, the bar broke sending him crashing backward.  His lower back hit on the edge of the bumper of his vehicle and he dropped on his butt into the water.

Now before you pile onto me for laughing, picture yourself standing there watching this and tell me you wouldn't laugh at the site of this.

I did....I busted out laughing.  My wife, being slightly more polite than me, asked the man if he was ok.  You could see in the mans face that he was going to be in a little pain for a few days from hitting his back on the bumper, but being a man, he didn't want to let on that it hurt.  He simply laughed and said, I figured I would get a little wet so I just got it out of the way.

So now back to the Karma issue......

I was relaying this story to a co-worker and we were both sharing a good laugh.  as soon as I finished telling the story, I felt something hit the edge of my hat and the side of my face.  I instantly felt my face and looked at my hand....Sure enough, a bird had just crapped on me.

I guess that is what I get for laughing at anothers misfortunes.  Karma really does has a sense of humor.

Category: General
Tags: Boats, Karma, Kids, Parks
 
Comments

Since: Aug 5, 2008
Posted on: August 26, 2008 5:21 pm
 

Karma is a beeeotch!!!


I have twin boys that will be three in October.....I guess karma is kicking me in the ascot.......Just wait until they get a little older and have a little strength.  They will be destroying everything.  The only positive side is that with having boys you have only two d*ck's to look after instead of all of them if you had girls.




Since: Sep 12, 2006
Posted on: August 22, 2008 3:27 pm
 

Karma is a beeeotch!!!

If you were a little hellion of a boy then you get baby boys that will be as destructive as you once were.  The ultimate in KarmaI have twin boys that will be three in October.....I guess karma is kicking me in the ascot.......



Since: Aug 5, 2008
Posted on: August 13, 2008 4:43 pm
 

Karma is a beeeotch!!!

My buddy is always talking about Karma and how it is dealt to you in your kids.  If you were good with the ladies, you get baby girls.  Something to worry about for the rest of your life.  If you were a little hellion of a boy then you get baby boys that will be as destructive as you once were.  The ultimate in Karma.



Since: Sep 12, 2006
Posted on: May 6, 2008 10:32 am
 

Karma is a beeeotch!!!

I watch Earl sometimes...fairly humorous, but sometimes pretty stupid.  I am a fan of Jason Lee though.  He is awesome in the Jay and Silent Bob Movies.

Jamie Pressley....very hot....if you want to think of her as the redneck chick, remember the movie Joe Dirt?  "I'm your sister...I'm your sister"  classic.




Since: Apr 5, 2008
Posted on: May 2, 2008 11:44 am
 

Karma is a beeeotch!!!

Do you watch the show 'My Name is Earl'?  The whole show is based on karma.  Pretty funny show.  Jamie Pressley plays Joy.... hot....even when playing a redneck chick.  hot dirty redneck chick




Since: Mar 20, 2008
Posted on: April 10, 2008 9:42 am
 

Karma is a beeeotch!!!

LOL!  Those are both really funny!

Wait... is that flapping I hear over my cubicle?????




Since: Jan 19, 2008
Posted on: April 9, 2008 10:47 pm
 

Karma is a beeeotch!!!

I have seen two people in my life get pooped on by birds.  In high school I was watching a football game and saw a member in the band get pooped on.  They didn't miss a beat.  I thought that was funny.

The second time happened not to long ago when I was working with a group of juvenile delinquents.  One of our kids was having a problem so we were addressing him and it took us about an hour to do so.  Once it was all said and done one on the kids was standing there getting ready to go about his business and sure enough a bird pooped right on his nose.  Needless to say it was a humorous ending to a crappy situation.




Since: Sep 19, 2007
Posted on: April 9, 2008 5:18 pm
 

Karma is a beeeotch!!!

That's some funny sh!t. Question, if that happened because you laughed at somebodys misfortune, what would karma say if I laughed at somebody because a bird took a crap on his/her head??? 

Holla!




Since: Oct 24, 2007
Posted on: April 9, 2008 1:32 pm
 

Karma is a beeeotch!!!

A little bird crap for a good laugh seems like a fair trade off...   I'd of laughed too  



Since: Sep 12, 2006
Posted on: April 9, 2008 1:02 pm
 

Karma is a beeeotch!!!

I just had lunch with her and she told me that it served me right for laughing at that guy...The thing is, if I saw something like that again, I would laugh again.


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